andrewpalkowitz: 🚨🚨ATTENTION🚨🚨 18 years ago some, two people in Texas smashed and made my best friend. Then a young couple in New Jersey purchased her on the black market for 20$ and made it possible for us to have met! 😂 (it kinda went like that) well. I'm not gonna write paragraphs for you because you already know how much I love you and value you as a friend ❤️ when we met me became close af instantly. You know more about me than anyone on earth 😋 I love you Erin! Happy birthday my love! 😜🖖🏻😍👅🍁🌪💊🎁🎊🎉💜💙💚💛❤️ #finallylegal #watchoutforthistrouble